![]() In the attached packet you’ll find a full prospectus of benefits and terms. However, we have found that surrender and cooperation has led to the smoothest transitions of the native, dominant species into the subjugated servants and workers we require, so we are extending this offer as a courtesy. We will be colonizing your planet regardless of your response. You are hereby notified of our colonization of your planet (insert name of planet here): “Earth.” We shall begin colonization on (insert invasion date here): Universal Timedate 95332-ib4 Local “Earth” Timedate July 21, let’s say 3pm-ish. I much prefer to speak my own mind, but rules are rules. Please forgive the boilerplate format of this correspondence. Transmission Commence Translate to Earth protocol TCP-IP using private “electronic mail” address 695484-b94 Universal Timedate 92965-ap9.Īttention “President” Gabriella Lewin of arbitrarily-drawn geographic boundary known as “United States of America”: “The Other Ted” Written by Wendy Mass and Rob Dircks Narrated by Rob Dircks and Khristine Hvam ![]()
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